You mean she had a "protein spill". NO ONE THROWS UP ON DISNEY PROPERTY!!! ;) Seriously, though, you nailed the description. That's exactly what he looks like.

Next...

See what evil lessons the Simpsons teaches the young women of Brazil? It's pearl clutching time, I tell you!

It's been done

I thought Republicans were supposed to be fiscally conservative? They do realize that treating and quarantining already infected people costs wayyyyyyyyy, way, way more money, right? Like, WAY more?

I cannot WAIT for a day when everyone clamors about how having more than 4 or 5 women on the Supreme Court isn't fair because women only make up about 50% of the general population... and then promptly has to backtrack on why it was OK to have only men on the Supreme Court for decades (centuries actually).

Because cops can totally empathize with wanting to beat the shit out of someone for being non compliant.

If someone pees in public they must register as a sex offender. If someone beats up their partner, the police doesn't give a damn, until there's one or more dead bodies. Why not make them register somewhere, too?

... how do you misgrade math tests? It's... it's math! Math isn't subjective.

did you just fat shame a baby

Calling a newborn baby obese is pretty judgmental; it kind of sounds like you are blaming the mother for the size of her infant. And some women don't get their periods regularly and so would not notice a pregnancy until it becomes visibly noticeable.

How can a newborn baby be obese? WTF are you saying?

Are you really fat shaming a baby?

Are they dating? I love it!!

And aside from that, they'd be driving home drunk.