That's nightmare fuel right there. But a 99% conviction rate for rape? How do they manage that? I'm guessing a LOT of cases just never make it to trial.

WTF does this even mean

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So true. Robert Kardashian and Marilyn Monroe aren't fictional characters.

I ask myself this every day. They seem like the most delightful.

Do you think John Legend and Chrissy Teigen would consider adopting me?

But at the same time...

It's a form of punishment that works best on your slutty teenager.

*Knock Knock*

"Lena, were any other plus ones given the same treatment?"

New York shut down the subway system for three inches of snow; call me when you've trudged even one block through eight feet with a 40-below wind chill. (Not even exaggerating, actual thing I have done.)

American men sometimes have strange demands

Like how some golf clubs would not let Michael Jordan play when he was at the height of his career. MICHAEL JORDAN. What do you think he's going to do to your precious golf course??

Yeah it's bonkers, hating on objective greatness due to race reminds me of Tiger Woods (pre-cheating on his wife scandal). Like Serena Williams is the greatest women's tennis player to ever live, and possibly the greatest women athlete period. And you are alive to see that in it's prime. Like sorry but yr loss racists.

People that still hate on the Williams sisters are the definition of white tears.

you know what has helped me immensely with my body image issues? Weight training and Pilates. I am finally able to focus on strength and health rather than just my weight. Cardio just encouraged me to obsess about calories whilst making me really hungry all the time. I get a huge amount of satisfaction when I make…

Mmmhmm. This is why we can't talk.

WELL YA TOLD ME NOT TO INVEST IN APPLE, TOO, DIDN'T YOU, YOU FUCKING FINANCIAL WHIZi'm sorry....I'm sorry.