"...How I would have explained it God only knows."

I was thinking it was another George W. original.

no thank you pls

Same artist?

Did you notice he thanked her children for LETTING her do the interview when she should have been getting them ready for school?

Fuck 'em both :)

Well played, Australia.

Stop. Logic is not welcome in these discussions.

Sometimes it helps to look at the same type of scenario with a non-sexual action:

I don't mean to brag, but I don't have to have sex with unconscious people to have sex.

men's stupidity is a trope that is absolutely played up in hollywood.

"Most parents who don't vaccinate aren't dumb, and they don't think they're being selfish."

thank you erin

this is a good comment

nick congrats on yer bod and like

I think you should take some advil, get yourself a cup of tea and go to bed early. And don't drive.

Clearly... though I actually pretty much am not being 100% ironic... dude was being a total dick.