Also only slightly surprised that they've executed more women than men. Like if given the choice of who to kill for funsies, I'm sure they'd want to slake their misogynistic rage.

Everybody poops but not everybody's poop can be a source of income. I don't think it'd be one of the 4%.

1. It is literally my job not to ignore her.

Can you imagine what their sex must look like?* Like, so boring, and slow, and ughghhhhghhhhghghhhhhgghhh

Are you really confused about this/does anyone with more patience want to explain structural racism and police violence to this nice person

We are so fucking metal.

He has somehow became slippier than Lindsey Lohan when it comes to getting out of legal issues.

You're really knocking it out of the park with these stock photos.

yo why is the vatican schmoozing on bitches tho

My abortion via the pill at 7 weeks was nothing like, say, rape, FGM, trafficking or infanticide but this is noted, Catholic Church.

You know, for an organization that doesn't allow women in leadership positions, they certainly spend a hell of a lot of time talking about us.

amputate the expressive possibilities of the human face, which are so connected to empathic abilities

How would Mitt Romney be President and a grandfather at the same time?

You better not be serious!

Pipe down and feed the oxen.

TEAM DYSENTERY 4 LIFE

Measles is so five minutes ago. I forded a river, lost some oxen and now have dysentery. #19thCenturyProblems #ThrowbackDiseaseThursday

Eh, needs more typhoid fever.

I want to claw my eyes out.