PRIDE: (noun) a mental state exhibited by people who presume that they speak for God.

Oooh! Does that mean we can ask Catholic Lawmakers to renounce the Pope and reaffirm their Allegiance to America?

I don't say "Dear" ever. Any other salutation is less awkward.

"Dude, stahp. She's not falling for it."

Can someone check on the dog please...... The expression on it's poor little face has me concerned.

I wonder how many fleas the dog's gonna get from Dov.

I'm sure a lot of other women have had the same expression, standing next him.

Im confident I can speak for everyone in regards to Mr. Charney's current struggles.

"At some point Kennedy struck Kane with a gun and shot her five times before Carter took the gun from him and shot her a few more times."

Please don't. People in the land of God, guns, grits, and gravy do not masturbate. Ever.

Either her contract is up soon or her contract is bulletproof.

Banning demon rum is a good start, but how about the scourge of jazz music? It leads young ladies straight into temptation, and even encourages them to associate with men of other races! How does the temperance movement even stand a chance as long as our young ladies are being led astray by the dangerous, libidinous…

His mother was an excellent player and a very good coach. She does a hell of a lot of work to get younger people who aren't rich into tennis. Both her sons are award winning players (Jamie has some doubles titles, I do believe.)

YOU'RE STILL NOT GETTING IT.

"Women are mostly found in daytime TV. I personally would never want to do a daytime show because I look better at night, and I can't cook."

And also, as Jia points out, you can't help but feel they're actually using the implied sexual harassment of the cover graphic as some sort of titillating visual. Like, ooh, we got your attention with this - now let me tell you how the exact behavior we just encouraged is harmful for women.

Me three! I wanted to see it at one point, but now I'm not so sure. I'm on Frozen overload without it.

Hey, at least now you can masturbate without committing a mortal sin. You are only performing your wifely duties.

Thank christ, here I was thinking it was some sort of plot by which aliens control peoples minds if they have seen it. That's crazy right?......right?