"Are you saying the 911 call is not real????"

Someone posted this over on io9 earlier. YES, PLEASE.

What are these people talking about with "not a big storm"? My parents got 2.5 feet, with 5 foot drifts!

After making it clear that any inappropriate comments would be disregarded, I would ALSO make it clear that any harassing comments that are submitted (despite the warning) will go in the STUDENT'S file, and would be included in every request for that student's official transcript.

THANK YOU for pointing out his misuse of the word "selfie." If your or someone IN the picture's hands didn't press the button, it's a regular fucking portrait.

AWW YESSS

Well if that isn't the most cocksucking, shitstreaming, motherfucking, bullshit I've heard all day, this shitass cunt is going to eat her motherfucking hat.

I want you to be my mommy.

My cousin brought her future mother-in-law shopping. The MIL stated that all strapless dresses were slutty and absolutely insisted that my cousin try on a bunch of dresses that were horrendous. The MIL didn't pay for jack shit for the wedding, so her rude bossiness was absolutely unjustified. My cousin is a saint…

You are famous duh.

I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

i assume i will be incredibly famous in a matter of minutes, then.

'You're just totes jealous you didn't get in'

"My sorority ran a soup kitchen for disenfranchised kittens, so..."

'Ugh these fucking feminazis man'

"Jezebel is always making out the Greek system to be so terrible, my experience wasn't like that!"

I blame the glorification of thuggishness that pervades white culture...a level of disrespect that is too often passed down from white parents (especially white single parents) to their white children.

$20 per dance is pretty standard - $1 for stage shows, $5 if you get some personal attention during a stage show. also be ready to spend $14 for a bottle of heineken, and $20-40 to walk in the door.

Ugh. This is pretty... tonedeaf. At parts I was like "yea feminist sister in arms" and other times I was like "omggg noooo."

Also, anecdotally, I actually once went with a male friend who wasn't tipping the dancers and I fucking lost it at him. What kind of moron thinks he just gets to sit around? Oh, you paid a…