Seriously though, what was Huckabee going on about? You gotta kill the pigs? Uhh wat? Like cops? Or is killing pigs a new conservative thing?

Or the birth control pills she opposes.

"POSSIBLE WITCH}

"To get here I had to take my skirts up and clamber through the snowdrifts"

How do grown ass adults think that if they take a diet pill every day, do no exercise and eat whatever they want, they'll some how lose weight? Like, for serious? (I work in the restaurant industry so, yes, I know how stupid people can be.)

Goldie Hawn is damn near 70 years old. She looks great.

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That's the special stunt face they built for the show. #falseflag

I call bullshit on this story about Kim showing an emotion once.

"But I wanna say that my wife has dated broke black dudes. It got nothing to do with the money."

True fact: the dipping sauce is just the rancid contents of a jizzbucket.

But are you allergic to crunchy?

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

I must be extremely cynical since the first thing I thought was "only three months?!" Baby steps.

Maybe he should discover bisexuality

This is great because if she get the republican nomination, then the democratic candidate (Hillary?) will get elected for sure, right?

If that's considered being an animal, I don't want to be human.

I would have stuck my fingers in my vagina and painted fuck you with period blood on the wall, but I'm an animal.