Is Jesus a jealous husband, or is occupied with all his other brides?

I'm gonna guess she had a taste of the heavenly host, ifyouknowwhatImean.

WHAT THE ACTUAL F*CK?!

I always tend to wonder what the mothers of these sorts of assholes feel like. A complete failure, to start? If I had a son that did this, I'd kill him myself.

well I hope you feel better soon.

This guy's wife is simply the luckiest, amirite ladies?

Right? I have seen people like that before, who confess their love for some girl who doesn't reciprocate, and then go on to tell everyone that's the only person for them, and they can go ahead and turn down everyone else since their sooooooo awesome. It's literally them trying to justify rejection but still waiting…

i don't think the kind of expletives i want to use on him even exist

oh he can certainly mess with the queen bee

That's because the word "friendship" was never used in any Rand novels. After all, friendship has no intrinsic value like cats.

Except I'm not getting the score. No hockey games goes that high. So points off for that but otherwise she's the winner by a mile.

30 days? Damn, that's almost as long as it feels like to watch a half of soccer.

She votes Republican because her parents do, and also because sluts

I see what you did there

Sounds like you're a great guy - I trust you got your ladies those pastel Bic pens for the holidays? Because honestly, every gal needs one. Helps so much with grocery lists.

I see your point. Ladies tend to take such a personal view of their own lives. They need men to provide an uncaring, objective point of view.

Oh my god yes I'd watch that until my eyes fell out of my head.

Hillary, the sailor who did the filming was NOT the same rank as the sailors who were filmed.

Am I the only person that would love a remake of The Hunt for the Red October with the genders reversed? Basically there'd be like four or maybe five men in the movie with a total of 90 seconds of screen time and a handful of lines... and like a jillion women. Women on ships, women on subs, women in a submarine…