That is exactly why I quite Facebook! Fortunately my husband joined me. So I have no pressure. Also though, no one seems to recall we exist. But that's ok. I figure the people who care know how to reach me.

I've never had it. It seems like my friends who do have it are always pissed off at someone for some stupid reason. I don't need that. If I want a friend to know something, I call, email or text.

A blazer is required if your blouse is a tube top

We have a lottttttttttt and there is a lot of emphasis on Spanx, I dunno, I feel like I'm missing something vis-a-vis the Spanx

Did you know the inventor of Vaseline prescribed taking a heaping spoonful of it and eating it once a day? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Ch…

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

Coming to a Half Price Books near you!

• LITERALLY EVERYTHING VASELINE IS THE ULTIMATE PRODUCT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ITS EXISTENCE

Somebody saw a Seagull beak and said " I'VE GOT IT! What if it was metal and shoved in places?!"

REAL TALK: I am actually a Florida teen

give me all ur sprouts

He will probably be single soon! You'll have your shot then.

Still waiting for the "woah, this has way too much sodium in it so I'm putting it back" move.

All good dancers read the labels.

I know it's called "the shopping cart" but I don't think you're actually supposed to be reading the labels on the imaginary items you're putting in the "cart".

He was guest hosting/hanging out/making bad jokes. Plus I think ABC recently installed this outdoor shower and they're trying to get the most bang for their buck.

Wait, seriously? I don't have anything against sororities. I didn't go to a school with a big Greek life and wouldn't have joined anyway, so all this is news to me. But really, this is just silly. It's 2015, if college organizations can't encourage equality between genders, where are kids going to learn it.

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss ate some food.