Magic.

The number is probably in the hundreds.

"Pain-capable Unicorn babies" Sounds like an 80's Filmation Saturday-morning cartoon.

Sweet fucking Christ. What the fuck is that from?

These folks are more likely to believe in unicorns than in women's bodily autonomy.

I initially misread that phrase as "pain capable unicorn babies".

This guy finds it hard to control himself around leggings? What happens when he goes to the beach, would he ejaculate if he saw a bikini? I have SO many follow-up questions to this.

ohhhh like omg....but what about exposing bras, etc.... leggings and yoga pants are it

Thankfully this crusader is here to remind us not to be human beings. Can't serve God if you don't despise yourself for the way He created you.

I was homeschooled. I followed a normal curriculum that had no religious influence at all. I was supervised by a credentialed teacher who I could email or call if necessary. I graduated two years early from high school. Nothing wrong with homeschooling if it's done right.

That woman who is dating her dad.

i just fell in love with you really hard

I know! "She is a fan" is the new "Gowns. Beautiful gowns.".

She's doing much better than that punk brother of hers

Exactly. That's the good part of the whole story.

What does Taylor think tho

The only good news here is she's gonna be able to take an extended maternity leave with all the $$ she's going to get from suing them.

Other than InTouch being assholes, and Kris having the emotional development of a 10 year old, my main takeaway from this is that Khloe is great.

"could have used better judgment."

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more: