I fucking love it, but it's not gonna be for everybody.

I, I don't see it. I mean I see the metallic high tops, and the driving shoes with the weird print, but I don't see the allure of this man.

Those guys also shouldn't have worn pants with zippers, they were just asking for it.

I honestly don't understand this argument, "I was inebriated so I can't be held responsible".

The horror. THE HORROR (lol).

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Kristen Stewart's white, and everyone says she never showers. Your move, Naya.

Most excessive showering is due to shame, not ethnicity.

Of course not, I shower like this:

…Do you not?

Ladies! Is there anything we can't ruin? *high fives*

If this is true then she's more well-read than I. I think I weaseled my way out of reading all of those snorefests in high school.

The same exact thought came to mind.

Always with the Jane Austen. Am I the only woman who thinks Jane Austen is merely adequate?

More like "Those are the only 5 books I've ever read"?

Psssht. Yeah, OK, Kelly Clarkson. Here's me totally believing you.

I'm pretty sure that a beat down was in order. Maybe it's because I'm black and our hair is an issue dejour, but I would have beat the shit out of her. And my (fictitious) husband probably would have understood and been okay with said beatdown of his sister. I don't get why anyone would think that it's okay to cut…

That's assault and I would call the police for sure.

it's kind of the unwritten rule that you don't take other people's shoveled out spaces, right?

This movie is going to crash and burn and I CAN'T WAIT!