If you look like you’re trying this hard to look like you’re not trying at all.... you’re trying too hard!!

... goal keeper?

Yeah everyone I knew in my AMERICAN Catholic upbringing tithed 10%. I was even told to tithe 10% of my allowance, so like, $3 per month went to The Church.

But like.... the cultural appropriation here.... yikes.

Later, when you’ve left the bed, I’m going to rub my body all over the sheets. #touchmybody

sexy RBG?

WHAT? no.

You guys, my boyfriend and I have a signed Patrick Kane jersey hanging framed in our apartment. Should I take it down? Cut it apart? Burn it? Keep it?

Def took a silhouette picture of the doll and photoshopped it onto the picture of the sunset.

so WISE!!

That’s her Halloween costume from this year.

As an Architect, I cry for this rendering. It did not have loving parents. I’d like to apologize to the public for the horrendous nature of this illustration, and let you all know that we, as a profession, can and will do better in the future.

In Chicago on the bus women “spread” by putting purses and bags down next to them. But I will say that, as a woman in Chicago on the bus, sometimes it’s nice to have a buffer bag on the seat next to you. 90% of the time these woman-spreaders will pick up said bag once the bus starts filling up.

WOULD U?

I thought this was Katy Perry. Is it Katy Perry?

Is that a Joan Rivers puppet

WHAT that’s that same man? Holy shit, i’ve always wondered how those freaky hairy repressed men found such normal looking women to marry. Now i see NOW I SEEEE

“the best restaurants in Newark”

ARE THOSE TATTOO EYEBROWS? CUS YOU SHOULD GET YOUR MONEY BACK

Definitely true