Kourtney is trying to get full Kustody of the kids. This should not prove difficult.

Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! We miss you!!!

WOULD U?

Silicone. The magic of silicone.

There’s gotta be way more jizz in the rooms, how is it that people/women who clean the rooms don’t get paid AT LEAST as much as the lobby-ists?

I remember when she was so miserable being pregnant with North and said on the show, “I’ll never do this again.” And then Kanye was sOoo intent on having a boy that I’ve always wondered if he pressured/brainwashed her into this second pregnancy. . . Poor Kim

this is how i drew dicks at age 9. is that normal?

YAY CHICAGO FTW

The bus stop for all unrepentant sinners is Hell.

This is like an exact photo of the future scandal that WILL surface about him

mind. blown.

Does that mostly occur where the rapist is known to his victim? Like, as in the 80%? Like if a husband impregnates his wife by rape? Seems like the rarer stranger-rapists wouldn’t be interested in a child?

AJ > TC at all times in any situation

Yeah i did that, but my prescription is only for 12 refills, so i had to go back to the doctor WAY earlier than i wanted so... keep that in mind too

Oh, birds count.

I am the little one

is that a bird... or...?

I also have a shaved side of my head and some young’un told me I had “a cool Natalie Dormer thing going on.” And I was like “Thanks!” and instantly had to look her up because I’m too old.

Aw, leave my White Sox outta this