Why Don’t You Love Me? —Beyonce already did this.

Stand up, stand up, stand up!

The black circle in the center of the shirt rly accentuates the belly

What if it was a girls team, and they had a boy on their team? Does it go one way but not the other, like if you’re strong enough to play with the dudes, you can but if you’re stronger than all the girls on a team you can’t join? I’m genuinely curious, it’s a little bit of an awkward subject. Maybe it’s a moot…

Sept. 10, that’s my birthday!

But like... what is this denim on denim on denim

never change your hair

*Flips to Mariah Carey on Spotify* ... *is happy*

And then you THRUST

The only exercise I got as a teen was climbing the 6 staircases in my high school everyday carrying 20 lbs of books. Does that count!? Or am I doooooomed??

CROSSWHITE? Cross. White. Crosswhite??

AND TECHNICALLY CANADIAN

Nicki, nicki, he’s wearing a polo shirt...ew...

My boyfriend is from Wheaton. Fun Fact: Wheaton has the highest number of churches per capita in the country. Everyone there is obscenely religious!

I think she meant like, even if it were true that they literally sell tissue, that’d be okay with her. So the fact that it’s donated is EXTRA ok.

Yes, duh

Um #notworthit #notcute

UM is that Angela Basset? I want to watch that movie what’s that from??????

Can I steal your life wedding plans please?

i just wanna shine with you