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So much to hate-fuck in hereee

“The bar’s ledge is only four feet tall”

My friend’s (super wealthy) accounting firm does this, it’s great! They paid for shipping, paid for her to go buy a cooler, ice, etc., paid for the cabs to get her to and from FedEx and the conference, multiple times in one week. My favorite was how she took it in stride like it’s her “right” and not some “favor” from

And TED CRUZ

She got to like the top 10 and then got eliminated and then won the “fan vote” so was allowed to come back for the top 6 but then she just wasn’t cutting it picture wise. On ANTM, being gorgeous does not guarantee great pictures.

I know, right? The b. plague is super curable now. It’s about as bad as a cold, or maybe even better, since you can’t rly cure a cold.

Please sit down, sir

Looks like Coca-Cola

Do Buddhist MEN have to register if they want to marry a non-Buddhist? Or they’re allowed to decide for themselves..?

this only works if everyone’s vision has got their “contrast filters” turnt up to 100

Why not both? OFF of Drake, ON the floor?

Also, what’s happening here?

this is the saddest bathroom

Exactly, they’re just for fun. They get pros to play along into their funny antics, and dazzle crowds with sweet trick shots and none of it “counts.”

but but... that’s not how humans are shaped!

chemicals

Is there a place where i can buy something knitted by Yes All Daughters? Because i would rock that tea cozy.

....IS IT?

“I’m 12.”