Your consistent support for war crimes here is disgraceful and disgusting.

It has nothing to do with the actions and behavior of the enemy. They are not up to our standards. Let’s not lower ourselves to theirs.

You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

I don’t think any reasonable person doubts that those things would be far less likely under Clinton.

My expectations and hopes are unbelievably low. I’ll actually consider the next four years a success if there are no nuclear weapons deployed and no significant land wars. I’m assuming that the economy, the social safety net, and basic human decency are already doomed.

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

He has the mental capacity of a 5-year-old

Have you ever driven a Bentley? The thing feels as solid as if it’s hand carved from a single billet of aluminum. I’m pretty sure the individual side windows weigh about 100 lbs each. Everything about it feels solid, stable, cushy, and completely removes you from NVH. Porsche might think it’s a good idea to take out…

What the what? The 124 looks WAY better than the new Miata! Now, neither look as good as the last-gen Miata, and I wish they would have tried just a bit harder on the styling, but c’mon... The 124 is clearly the prettier sister.

Fuck the mechanic. I’d want a full time fireman riding shotgun if I ever owned a Ferrari. Might make finding a seat for the missus a bit complicated though. In fact, all Ferraris should come with their own fireman.

Dude. It’s completely relevant to the future of cars in America. Tell Trump to stop fucking with the auto industry.

Donald Trump, wrong about something you say?

I’m a paramedic, I deny no one care, as do the nurses and doctors I work with, regardless of how they came to their injury. Big macs everyday and a pack of Marlboros leading to your heart attack doesn’t get you denial of care. That said, this guy needs to be placed on a psychiatric hold for his suicide attempts, so we…

This is one of the very rare circumstances where I look at a situation and say “I can’t believe my premiums are indirectly supporting this fucking idiot.”

He was only off by two feet.

I am cautiously optimistic. I liked the trailer.

Smart nukes, that play chess and listen to classical music. And gold plated.

Aside from exactly two people - Trump and Kim Jong-un - who exactly hasn’t come to their senses about nukes?