How to do Advertising chapter #3: “When you have nothing”

Its definitely the self driving behemoth. You can tell by the shape of the cloth.

At a commercial data-center. The costs would pay for itself if you can identify people without long investigations.

Pontiac G8 anyone?

If we had the cameras shutter speed and the cars speed.... and a team of math nerds. I’m sure we could get this.

Maybe this is a concept of theirs. But there will be more, and one will look like a Prius crossed with a model S except a bit ugly.

And yet its the best Jalopnik article in months

[insert catty comment about my superior tastes]

He’s crying and he’s upset and he’s in the playroom by himself and he just wants to be alone so at that point.

I think the boat is actually a life raft for the cruiser in case of unpredictable moon orbits.

Doesn’t even have a MG Mount. Terrorists win.

Actually extinction is one of the things life wont recover from. Tool.

You have ronald mc’hitler trump.

You can always start using the decimetre.

I’d be surprised if they were more reliable than other cars. Older automakers have the benefit of some iterative design through their real world models over many decades. Even then they keep going backwards on long-term parts endurance.

Unless you want your car to drive you to anywhere but work each morning, thoughts are probably unreliable as commands.

Yeah, missiles fired at Syria. What an unprecedented escalation this is. /s

Maybe I’m alone in thinking this. But I wish they toned that fucking ridiculous sword down a notch or thirty.

If only Kinja didn’t make me work to uncover the comment section.

Didn’t the old Judge Dredd movie already do this too.