Came here for this.

Wait you didn’t know? I KNOW RIGHT!

You do see some dodgy shit though. For every crash there’s probably a thousand fuck ups in the global industry . And pretty much all of them are human in nature.

Australia has both.

Do you want MIRVs? Because that’s how you get MIRVs.

You think your disappointed. I only visit Jalopnik everyday for the flower arranging tutorials.

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There is no manual option? wow.

I could never be a race car driver simply because of the fidgeting alone.

That’s just a Saturday

land-based space shuttle.

Photoshop ricers from the 2000s called. They want their ideas back.

Russia moves 4 planes on another continent. Americas panties twist a little tighter.

Only difference is its now called a stealth demonstration.

Same.

That design is unfathomably heinous.

Man talk about the grass being greener on the other side.

Of course one day the worlds political puppet master -The Mega Defense Conglomerate, formed by the merging of all the other defense corporations- will just buy Tesla. Or the other way around, same thing.

NYC doesn’t have a lot of fans it seems.

lol. you’re like the ultimate kettle shaming pot.