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I would run over his bike with my Lambo.

Are you sure its from the future? I remember playing with this as a kid.

How do high school reunions even work? does some detective track you down and hand you a letter or something?

vroooooom ...fuckin bang!

In Soviet Russia, missile fires you.

If I had the moolah, I would in a heartbeat.

Maybe a better angle and a V8 will help with that.

If you replaced the Jeep Renegade with a Westinghouse WTM2000WC, this ad would not be more or less stupid than it is.

...must ...not ...question why it doesn’t use repulsor lifts.

And I thought the Bell 214 that landed near my house was pretty big.

Yeah. I don’t know why so many people have to give Blomkamp a hard time every time he releases a movie. I figure its people with ideological differences that don’t like being confronted by any realistic depictions of the world beyond their borders.

Good point. Now that I think about it I also forgot serial killers.

As of 2013 Ken and his son Dave are working on a new boatSpirit of Australia II with plans for an attempt at the water speed record. This time they acquired two Rolls-Royce Orpheus 803 jet engines which are both lighter and more powerful.

Conditions may include but are not limited to: flooding, livestock, erosion , wrecked cars, road trains doing 110, drunks doing 20, German supercars doing 300+ and gravel on road.

There is an unforgivable lack of Falcons, apart from that, awesome!

He would have gone into a closed court and made his case to a brick wall and the outcome would have been 100% preordained by the organisation he is informing the public about.

Might want to check you didn't unplug the printer to plug in the phone though before you call them a dumb ass to your colleagues.

Some actually are threaded the other way though.

Well, yeah.