This dude’s career, lord. Kyrgios could retire after a 1st round loss at this year’s US Open or end up winning half a dozen slams and I don’t know what would surprise me more at this point

As someone who played GTAV for quite some time (been months since I touched it, though) I can say that I have never used a stolen Porsche to pick up a prostitute, drive at breakneck speeds to a hill overlooking the city only for her to get scared and flee the car once it came to a complete stop, and then run her over…

Hey dumbass, whatever anyone’s motivation is for mass-murder, only one party is preventing an assault-weapons ban and expanded background checks.

I work for a company that provides us with what would be considered a great healthcare plan. Most people I talk to about it are amazed.

I would!

He did not talk politics. He talked RACE. If you think politics and race are the same thing, we have a separate issue. The only way you can backwater bridge this towards politics is because our president is an unapologetic racist. He’s a politician so I guess = politics? Doesn’t make sense to me. 

This isn’t about politics.  It’s about a simple question of right and wrong.  

This isn’t about politics. It’s about right and wrong. You can be a corporate bootlicker and let your boss tell you what’s right and what’s wrong if you want, but it makes you a coward.

Don’t smoke pot though, that’ll get you 4 games. 

That’s also how Trump governs the nation.

Come to Dallas. Dale Hansen would make you proud.

free agency = bad, free labor = good

A good breakfast weighing you down, and you need to purge? Here’s a good emetic:

Everything else aside, Trump dances like a fucking dork.

When you believe in a magical sky wizard you’ll believe anything. 

Have you read the bat shit stuff they say in the bible?

I don’t know why you are reshaping my words in a negative light: I am pro-employee benefits but think they should be covered in the base price, not through surcharges. If a restaurant finds it necessary to raise the price of a burger by $2 to cover employee benefits, I will tip 20% on that new price. I’m not going to…

The StrawMan is strong with you. It’s fine if you’re on team “Put extra charges on my bill because I am going to pay it no matter what” but don’t try framing me as some cheap moron because I think sliding a surcharge onto my bill because the prices don’t cover employee benefits is bad form for a restaurant. I'm pretty…

I don’t care. This is not my problem. I understand that we live in a tipping culture and I believe I tip more generously than most. But it’s not my job to ensure every employee gets benefits, that’s the employer’s job. You make a gross profit selling goods and services at the listed price and out of the profit you…

Nah, this is some bullshit “convenience fee” crap. I’m gonna tip, so bundle this into the menu price or pull it from the tip, but either way I know what I am paying for up front. This hidden fee crap is wack. Don’t surcharge me, bro.