“I POWER WASHED MY DRYWALL DAVID”

Where were you 6 years ago when I didn’t get my rental deposit back. I used a power washer and that still didn’t work. I POWER WASHED MY DRYWALL DAVID.

“scientifically proven to increases your penis size” claims are right there with “help you lose weight” claims.

When ask how many Xanaxs he yelled FOUR!

It takes hard prison time to really mimic those 3" exhausts. :(

some proper offset true knock off daytons with black spoke nipples?

Perfection...say no more.

When that wall opened, it was the loudest, most awkward and slow-moving thing I’ve ever experienced in my life. It just sounded like loud mechanical noise. You could hear the camera panning slowly in front of us or behind us and this guy just stood there through the awkward silence and smiled at us, completely…

My burrito is engorged.

Gizmodo needs to have a contest of “what was behind the black box” in which people submit video and picture entries. I like the idea, too bad it will never be noticed cause I’m in the grays....at least Jalopnik likes me...

You can still see man parts all over Union Station. Not quite as entertaining (or impressive), but still...

Shout out to Skin Diamond I mean whoever that was

HEY BUDDY DOWN IN FRONT!!!

A lot of cockblocking going on at that station, I’m trying to watch my porn

Inaccurate headline - you don’t link to the actual pornhub video anywhere in this article

All of those cars will be sold to ISIS. :)

just say “fuck,” you fucking pussy

“Serenity Now!”