My money’s on the seats are stuffed with kilo bricks of cocaine.

“these pretzels are making me thirsty”

I was on a first date with a girl, without even thinking I yelled “IMOLA YELLOW AVANT!” as I saw one creep around the corner. Apparently that’s not what normal people do. I’m not normal...

Shit.

He doesn’t want to waste the money on a phone mount that will be lost when he loses traction and destroys it.

Wayne Carini would be proud. As proud as he is of his mustache.

When my eldest son was 17 or 18 (now 37) he would ask me why it was that every time he saw a really cool car there was always an “old dude” (35 or older) driving it.

I guess the question to ask is WHAT specifically is illegal about this? are their provision to the EPA test that require transmissions shift points under specified conditions? If not, there is no wrongdoing as VW/AUDI is simply programming into their transmission a way to save a tiny fraction of fuel on specific…

Shes a Kardashian, she aint scared’a no dicks.

Tom: Great article. I had something like that happen to me over leaving my keys in my car, to include, leaving my driver’s side window open. Once upon a time, I owned a 2006 PT Cruiser. It was a horrible car, and I really wanted to get rid of it. I finally got to the point that I wished someone would just take the…

Burn it with fire.

It’s always these OTHER cities where discrimination is dismissed but yets shows up. Meanwhile in Memphis, some kind of utopia... more than likely you are a female or group of females taking a ride from a person of color, period, and everyone is loving it.

I know the price is too high. I know the mileage is too high. I know the bed is worthless.

This is just the usual tongue-in-cheek humour the trio have always done - ‘due to health and safety’ etc etc. There are some things they cannot do because quite simply it could be construed as a ‘copy’ of TG, if you have the same presenters and same format it could be a difficult one for amazon to explain that they’ve…

The frustration was visible in spite of the closed faced helmet.

You form your hands into fists, hold them at kidney level, and “FIRE GO FIRE GO!” and just box the assholes forward, spreading panic and mayhem as you go, but quickly.

Purple? That color is entirely blue. In fact, my RGB color meter shows no red in that part of the picture at all. I’d say it’s more midlife-crisis-boy-racer than anything.

throw a hald drank milkshake at their windshield as they’re passing

If you attach more than one, you could attain the same status as my 2003 Ford Ranger.....