The white car belongs to this guy:

That’s my Z! Eric takes awesome photos.

in other news, it was bought by richard rawlins and will shortly be puke green and riced beyond all reason.

We all feel bad you can’t have yours in any color. Much less “Fuck Off Black Where You Came From”.

I never liked this car (or Fords in general) as it was a direct competitor to my car at the time. With my first paycheck out of college I bought a two year old 1995 Chevy Impala SS. 5.7L LT1 V8, 260 HP, RWD, cop tires, cop suspension, cop transmission. So so so many SHO’s came up on me wanting to play. The Impala had…

I watched whole thing... waiting to see if he has a Taurus S. H. O. or “show”.

My brain refused to process this at first. And then a few seconds later...

I just recently went from a 99 lumina to this mighty beast. I’m not sure on the white stripes though. If Jack White is in the audience I’d love for him or anyone else to chime in on them. I didn’t put them on and I can’t decide if they are essential to the car or 2 fast 2 funny.

My blazer gets stuck on damp grass. The Fuck were they thinking.

I fucking will!

Should be written in small type on every rear-view mirror.

A Capital One card.

more like a cop tried to stop 3000lbs of german steel with his hands... LOL

I mean dont run from cops, but also maybe dont be a cop standing in front of a fleeing car, twice.

Is that the real reason?

Plus... do you know how much it hurts to fall on icy pavement

I love how the HOA announcement throws quotations around the word “reasonable.”

SHOOTING EBRAKE

“It is a dynamic fuck you,” said Jenny McCord, a spokeswoman for VDOT. She continued “We only want rich people to enjoy our roads, the poors can’t just stay home and smoke crack..or something”.