That’s how I turn my phone on already.

Idea: Dickprints. Unlock stuff with your dick. And for the lady folks, clitprints.

Haha you said hard.

Leighton Meester apparently unfollowed him on Twitter, I am going to go with he is a rapist.

Did most of the public know of her existence before this (I would argue no)? Will a bunch of the public know about her existence after(I would argue yes)? Will some percent of the latter group view her as a brave hero for speaking out(yes)? The idea that there is nothing to gain is silly. It isn’t likely she is lying,…

I see a lot of dudes repeating the same “scary times when so many people can accuse men without any evidence.”

I was literally on the edge of my seat here. Please, take a star.

This is a bullshit misinterpretation of Paul’s position, and frankly, it shows just how dishonest you libs are.

the two “had been known to have ‘heated discussions’ about health care.”

I read it just fine. Maybe chill the fuck out?

Listen unto me when I say, “The sports ball players shall inherit the earth.”

I’ve been on three cruises in my life, and I absolutely loved every single one of them, but I’m also not the misanthropic impatient snob the author seems to be. The food was good (not great, but good) and there was plenty of it. Free room service round the clock (order fresh-baked cookies to your room at midnight and…

I got my parents a cruise last Christmas (we were poor when I was younger, so this was my way of giving us our first real family vacation) and it was great (Royal Caribbean).

YOU FORGOT ABOUT HER AND OBAMA FOUNDING ISIS!!!!!

HOW CAN THEY DO THIS WHEN HILLARY, A WOMAN WHO RAN A CHILD SLAVE AND PROSTIUTION RING OUT OF A PIZZA PARLOR THAT SMUGGLED URANIUM INTO RUSSIA VIA BENGHAZI WHILE ORDERING HITS ON VINCE FOSTER AND SETH RICH AND BRAGGING ABOUT IT ALL ON 33,000 DELETED E-MAILS, STILL WALKS AROUND FREE!!!!!!!!!

C’mon, be fair.

Look, it’s just about economic insecurity. And I’m sure there were good people in this group. Many sides, folks. Many sides.

I’m sure that this was all due to economic anxiety.

Let me guess, they then ran off like the cowards they are.

Oh LA get ready to find your safe spaces! What am I? Well if you’re a conservative, I’m American AF. If you’re a lib, I’m “offensive.” Let’s go.