Telling the truth isn’t roasting, being judgmental, walking a fine line, or sliding down a slippery slope. It’s just telling the truth.

“All I’m saying is there is a new paradigm brewing in this country, and so far its beginning to sound as judgemental as the paradigm it’s seeking to replace.”

That you, Woody? Run along and play your clarinet.

You know what’s a slippery slope? Thinking that literally anyone deserves to NOT get called out for this behavior.

“Because if not then we are walking a fine line.”

What fine line do you imagine we’re walking here? Because I don’t really see any goddamn problem with calling out every single guy who grabs your ass. I don’t. The fact that this guy is doing so IN PHOTO SHOOTS THAT ARE LITERALLY SET UP IN ORDER TO GENERATE PUBLICITY…

Not every damn grandpa is a former U.S. President.

What’s wrong with making fun of idiots like the Kardashians?

Except it’s not. calorie is defined as the energy it requires to raise one gram of water one degree Celsius. It’s set. Quit trying to make up science. I think you have work confused with effort.

As the old joke goes “Do you really want to have your fate decided by twelve people who are too stupid to get out of jury duty?”

As horrible as her death was, it’s also pretty damn horrible to convict an innocent person of a grisly murder. If they felt there was reasonable doubt it was him, they did the right thing.

Yep. However, the one thing that must be said about Trump is that he’s such a fucking buffoon that he is actually slowing them down a little, I think. Don’t get me wrong, I think they’re pursuing the exact same agenda now as they would if Pence was in office without the dipshit, with Pence at the top, the White House…

“ it also helped that Wubbels is a blond white woman. Officers recorded while perpetrating violence against black men and women have a much higher job retention.”

Okay, it’s called a slant rhyme and it’s a device that’s been used by poets and writers since, like, forever.

Also a beef with definition of the word rhyme, apparently 

Well, anything can rhyme if you add other words and don’t care about anything actually rhyming.

OK so let's just stop talking about problematic beauty standards. Heaven forbid we make a thin woman uncomfortable.

Your MIL in only FIVE pounds under 'normal' weight for her size.

Yeah, seriously. All this post did was make me feel bad for eating today. And yesterday. And the day before that.

I am going to start telling people I have a teeny, tiny rib cage. That's why you can't see any of my ribs. I am sure it has nothing to do with the 30 pounds of fat covering it. Not at all. I am taking "small boned" to new heights.