I grew up in Pittsburgh but live in Boston...it’s rare that I wish I was still in the Burgh, but tonight’s one of those times.

OHHHHHHH

What does he say to the other three guys

She Heard a Fly Buzz When She Dyed

The punishment from USA Swimming is small comfort but at least something. Dumb question: what would have this guy’s sentence been had he been convicted of legal rape? Did the judge/jury/district attorney actually take into consideration that he didn’t penetrate his victim genitally? Why would that matter at all,…

I believe “insular fiefdom” was one of the rejected names for his new site.

Listen, I’m pretty sure the above is fake, but the fact that someone can even imagine something this pants-shittingly horrifying is enough for me to put spiders at or near the bottom. I know they’re good for ecosystems but nope nope nope nope nope

Yup, this. The Pens’ strategy in the third seemed to be, “Let’s sit back and let our rookie goaltender bail us out.” It worked, but at the expense of my gastrointestinal comfort.

I shouldn’t be complaining as a Pens fan, but that third period was very difficult to watch. They dominated the first two periods with the possession-based hockey that got them to this point, then they sat back on their heels in the third playing clear-the-zone. Maybe that’s part of the strategy - go balls out for the…

Crosby’s been awesome. He’s been creating opportunities every time he touches the puck.

His hard hit average is up and his BABIP is down relative to his career, so yeah. Maybe I’ll see if I can pick him up on the cheap in my fantasy league

Do Jose Abreu next (.246/.309./.386).

Whoa dude

Where’s the pitcher’s head, I can’t see it

Kershaw: 70.0 IP, 6-1 W/L, 1.67 ERA, 1.37 FIP, 227 ERA+, 0.70 WHIP, 11.3 K/9, 0.5 BB/9

I checked the comments only to witness Burneko’s virtual aneurysm, and I’m feeling a bit disappointed

Farrell won a World Series less than three years ago with Jonny Gomes and Shane Victorino playing prominent roles. On-the-field management is not the problem.

I struggle with criticism of Hinkie’s approach as a Pirates fan, because the Pirates did a similar teardown about seven years ago and were fielding really shitty, unwatchable teams. I think the main difference is that the Pirates actually looked to supplement their developing talent with undervalued free agent…

I am a Penguin fan, and the first three words in this headline almost made me shit my pants.

Jesus Christ, look how fucking fast that bear is