That was incredibly savvy! As a baseball fan, how do you not instinctively lunge for the ball there? 

Eat Arby's

I was talking politics with a friend this weekend who sincerely, genuinely argued that the numerous gaffes evincing Biden’s mental decline were irrelevant because the country already elected Trump.

I’m too lazy to Google it right now but I’m sure similar things were said about Randy Moss. His time in New England ended as poorly as his time in Oakland but not before we avoided a perfect Pats team only by the thickness of David Tyree’s helmet.

That was inevitable all along but I didn't expect it to happen so quickly

These Russian bots are everywhere now

Given today’s news, I wanted to voice my appreciation for this post that is decidedly not about sports.

In this economy?

I hate you and myself for laughing

These owners really need to stick to sports.

You are absolutely, 100% a homophobe if you oppose same-sex marriage, just to clear it up for you that you’re a fucking bigot.

Oh, did you hear that, everybody? He opposed same sex marriage for religious reasons! It’s not homophobia if you discriminate for Jesus!

“Fucking showoffs.”

Francesca had a nice suggestion about fielding another team

What the fuck do they make shelves from in Montana

Everyone please star this now

I wish I could write like you. Seriously. I love your NBA stuff.

The stoppage was so that the NCAA could investigate the players receiving improper food benefits.

I think that behind all of this math is the reality that veterans are getting pinched by the six full years of control that teams have over draftees. Front offices figure if they play the draft crapshoot game, they can come out with 90% of the talent they’d get from free agency without having to pay the exorbitant…

The Bulls have all of Lauri Markkanen, Wendell Carter Jr., Robin Lopez, and Bobby Portis ahead of Parker at the four and five...