Agreed, this is a terrible headline. Good rule of thumb is to read the takes at FanGraphs before rendering public judgment on any trade.

“Twelve fucks in a minute? Wait, was he on the boat with us?”

Those aren’t boos, they’re shouting, “TOO SOON.”

It absolutely debunks the argument. Barnwell states as much in both of those quotes:

Read the article. Barnwell anticipates and debunks your entire comment.

Hey guys am I doing this right

My wife says I have sports rage. Nothing used to bring it out more than the Steelers — my friends say I threw a chair at the outdoor Vegas bar we were at when the Polamalu interception got overturned against Peyton Manning’s Colts in ‘06, but I don’t remember that.

/ looking down on Indiana from atop my high horse

I am really tired of Buzzfit trying to get attention with kick-bait.

Dana White designed Elon Musk’s submarine

I did a Google news search in the middle of reading this.

Colangelo has some balls denying the rest of the accounts weren’t his given 1. the similarities in tweet content/style/follows/likes between the account he admitted to owning and the ones of which he denied ownership, and 2. the fact that the other accounts disappeared from Twitter within three hours of the Ringer’s…

If there were an annual award for “Comment using phrases least understood by its author,” I would star this in a hot fucking second, but alas.

I agree completely. I think she’s stretching to say that Barstool is laundering its image through PFT. Dude’s gotta eat. Also I’m pretty sure PFT was a long-time commenter on here, and if so, she should have disclosed that.

This is an unbelievably stupid take.

This was pretty similar to my experience; my headaches were right behind my eyes and so intense that I was convinced I had a tumor until I remembered that, oh yeah, I went cold turkey on coffee. I also had pretty bad stomach troubles. But I never slept as well in my life as I did when I got through withdrawal. I…

Absolutely. I ran cross country and track at a Division I university and quit my junior year in part because of the stress of simultaneously trying to get a STEM degree. And long distance running is probably the least time-intensive college sport — we had an hour in the morning and 2-3 hours in the afternoon. Football…

Every time I argue about NCAA player payment with some asshole harboring long antiquated ideas about amateurism, the same counter-argument comes up: But they’re getting an education! This commission is simply formalizing that argument.

I sprained my finger reaching so quickly to star this. Allen was 25% from the field when he took that shot. Duval was shooting around 60%. There were so many other guys on Duke that should have taken that shot.

From time to time you’ll see articles from the major media outlets that contextualize news about specific businesses in terms of the broader economy or its human impact. This is not the vast majority of business writing, most of which extrapolates trends from tiny amounts of short-term data (*cough* Jim Cramer) and…