Roger Goodell just smashed a hard drive somewhere.

Lawyer is looking into tattoo removal options, as we speak.

"Prosecutors also have surveillance footage from the gas station showing Hernandez and an unidentified associate re-enacting scenes from 'Weekend at Bernie's II' with Lloyd's body."

The streak is alive!

I literally walked away from the computer before I realized how funny that was.

His body language is that of a man saying "Fuck" in the most existentially despairing of manners.

I learned this lesson once as well. I was walking in my neighborhood in San Diego and listening to a podcast with headphones on. As I stepped into a crosswalk, a truck, which was traveling behind me, out of my peripheral vision, rolled through the stop sign and narrowly missed me - I felt the breeze from it on my back.

"It took about 20 minutes for Randy Miller, of the South Jersey Courier-Post, to start the smear campaign."

Or "Not-Jordan." He's heard it so much that he just considers it one word.

Is Tosh in this category? I thought he was gay or at least closeted.

Anyone who buys the General Lee, which sports a flag so obviously connoting bad things that it is banned from NASCAR races, for the love of god, is probably an asshole.

God damn it. We have the same "Mind on my money, money on my mind" tattoo.

Look closer:

Agreed - I think it would have been a useful and interesting discussion to have on the air, and ESPN should be ashamed for shutting it down. I hold out the possibility that ESPN have no shame, however.

Pictured: An annoyed LeBron James tries to enjoy his second slice while Dwayne Wade constantly reminds him that he's had three.

This is an affliction that most of New England suffers: Great White Hope Syndrome.

Most people hate him out of sheer jealousy, I would imagine. He's probably no more insightful or creative than many commenters on this site, for example, but he's spun that into some wealth and exposure. He's played his cards extremely well.

If that's the case, then he'll be more than pleased to see the browns wind up in the super bowl.

It's all a misunderstanding. Gronk was staying with him for a few days.