FOX 25 REPORTER: [From helicopter] Mary? Mary, we may have something here.

They stole all the parts of his socks, except for the toes.

The fact that we are riding on Jozy Altidore's back (not really, of course, but allow me to clutch my pearls), makes me a bit nervous. Then again, he's had a fucking amazing season in Holland. I am enjoying this ride though...And watching Mexico get fucking split wide open is always fun.

On the negative side, I'm wasting my time watching a man run stop signs and get gas. On the positive side, I'm getting to live my fantasy of working for the NSA.

Breaking news: Hernandez is going to Foxboro to play soccer, as indicated by the white paint on the field.

His latest tweet was "Sources on pending Hernandez arrest not directly connected to murder investigation." So he's going to be arrested for...something else.

Agreed, the Brazilians split the Mexican defense tonight like a INSERT SEXUAL METAPHOR HERE. So I guess we ultimately agree that he's a pacy skilled player that would have done absolutely nothing to avoid that 7-0 aggregate thrashing by Bayern.

Bite your tongue.

You will see bad clearances and unfortunate bounces in every league, but that's really beside the point. He showed scary pace and some toughness today, along with ridiculous finishing skill.

As a resident of Sacramento, this rings very true. I felt that while losing the Kings in the short term would be a blow to the city's self-esteem, in the long run we'd be better off not being involved in the NBA, mostly because I don't see the city of Sacramento being able to handle the long-term debt that this will…

Wait, what?

He's one of the bigger douchebags on the planet.

This is ridiculous.

Banana-fana fo-fa-afine: Fee-Fa-fa-fine: Fa-afafine!

"If the voice don't fit you must acquit!"

They'll be a lot of arguing about that. GMAC has a few credibility problems in the surfing world. He has been known to ride a wave jet - a jet propelled surfboard - which is about as un-soul as you can get, and that Nazare team has a very aggressive PR operation that irks alot of people.

"where were you at lesean yeah no where To b found"

Agreed on all points. Tom Brady is pretty much doing it the way any of us would do it. I would hope that I would be able to run a bit faster.

Someone had to do it. Bravo.

Oh boy. I would think that at this point, the use of booster money to pay medical bills would probably help the NCAA's image.