This is a much more thoughtful post than mine, but it really underscores how incredibly stupid both of these marks were. I felt that item #2 above really screamed scam, but #1 is worse.

Ben, you stupid bastard.

And with that display, Hodgson's main rival took himself out of the running for England manager.

I woke up our sleeping 3 month old laughing at this. Gold. This is the only reason that I come here.

Has anyone else noticed that Woody Allen makes absolutely terrible movies lately?

Keet keet keet...

"It's bizarre," said Sheriff's Office spokesman Capt. Pat Yoes. "We're still investigating it. But when you have violent horseplay like that, it just goes to show you that anything can happen."

Les Cousins Dangeroux

David Hume, in the kitchen, with a banjo.

Not quite as nice as the gift basket you get from Jeter, but not bad. Not bad at all.

Clowns may not recycle, but they are famous for carpooling.

My standing +120 bet that an Asian fan will be broadcast on every Knicks game this year is suddenly looking like a great call.

I think what this investigation is missing is a handbook of football metaphors for sexual acts. McQueary then could have just said that he saw Sandusky 'Roughing the (p)ass(er).'

"When I dance they call me Mac Arena"

McQueary: Well, if I can't use a football metaphor, then let's just say that I saw him doing something extremely sexual in nature with the boy.

Reviewer #1:

Can someone just tell me when she takes her top off so I don't have to watch the whole thing?

+1 for realism. I mean, it's a hella long menu yo.

And, Intentional Grounding of his foster children.

I think he should be applauded for not slipping and saying 'rape the rewards.'