Six victim, seven victim, eight victim, hike!

These Faces of Meth pieces write themselves...

And the world makes another data point in Figure 3-5 "Police Response Times as a Function of Income Level."

"He just went around a taxi, put his foot on the gas, and lost his footing, toe to speak."

"Tommy Lasorda, huh? I hate Tommy Lasorda."

Ken Rosenthal is not amused...put a quarter in the Bow Tie Cause jar...

Kyle Orton: Then why are you smiling?

"Now I know I wasn't one of the popular kids in high school, but I was hardly invisible either."

No one has anything to say about Enrique Iglesias and Pitbull? My fucking eyes and ears are bleeding. Good god that was terrible.

"Todd Haley has been known to put razor blades in all his canned food donations."

Scott Raab's favorite sports teams are the Dallas Cowboys and the New York Yankees.

You should consider the fact that he could lower his foot down slowly, so that he gently 'stalls' your balls on his Teva'd hooves. But then he'd just fling them in the air, which would be incredibly painful.

I think most people just think it is on the level of competitive ballroom dancing. Like "fuck that looks hard, and I sure as hell couldn't do it, but aren't they taking this a little seriously?"

You are right...damn it.

Scott Raab missed 2 jumpers, felt bad, and then dunked on a helpless child instead.

I don't care. +1.

Agreed. I keep posting Barry Zuckerkorn references, to no avail.

Joe: Sorry, sorry, sorry I'm so late. I had another hearing. Here's the good news: I think I'm going to get off, huh? I have a good lawyer.

Zen interlude:

According to Twitter, Ken Rosenthal has him going to the Pirates.