This is silly, of course you can overthink things.

Example: I ran hurdles through college. Hurdling involves a number of atypical body movements in a specific motion (lead leg kicked high with knee slightly bent, arm tucked in through body, lean forward, back leg curl in behind, begin pumping lead leg down before body…

Like with many other innovations in sports, coaches are probably hesitant to institute them because when they fail it looks really dumb. If that first pass is slightly off-target and cleared by a defender, it ends up looking like a huge waste of a free kick in a favorable position. That sucks but nobody criticizes a…

On the contrary, Tiger is extremely friendly and welcoming to attractive women ages 19-35

As funny as that is, its also how scary football can be. To be in a scenario where you first thought is "oh shit I got hit so hard I am blind" and not "something's blocking my eyes" is why my son is never playing organized football.

Wade:

"I wasn't anywhere near there."

I heard this first from Bill O'Reilly, who was right outside the door when the gun went off.

From what I understand most of the damage done by pesticides occurs in children

That has nothing to do with the strawberries being 'organic' and everything to do with the type of strawberry and its growing conditions. The berries would have tasted exactly the same had they been sprayed with pesticide. The only difference would have been that the berry farm had higher yields per acre.

Was this before Jon reached puberty or was this pitch shifted to escape YouTube filters ? Just don't remember him sounding perma-helium.

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

"Men ON THE INTERNET are terrible"

#NotAllMen are terrible. A ton of them are, and they're very good at tricking you and making you believe they're not terrible when they want to fuck you. But I've dated a couple of good guys and I have a couple of guy friends who are good people. :)

Dude don't by wipe warmers, they are the biggest waste of money/space.

Are you planning on watching the kid being born? Cause...If a little poop is giving you hot flashes....

On the flip side of that, I've had people apply for what was clearly an entry level job with 2 degrees and 20 years of experience and then expect me to offer them a salary comparable to their experience. If I wanted to pay that amount, I would've advertised at that level. It's like the CEO of Burger King applying as a…

If a company will happily pay way under market for an employee, they are not a company that deserves any loyalty from the employee. Use them as a stepping stone and nothing more.

For what it's worth Sam is probably the only person on staff who actually does this.

Yah, fuck this. If you can;

Yeaaaah, right. You are allowed to use your phone during sex, thing is - you are not allowed to have sex after that. Not with me or any girl I ever knew.