“You have too many dolls.”

The Venn diagram of people who do this and people who tip poorly is a perfect circle.

I’m very excited for the day when our generation is spending six figures on, like, a “third off the line” Honda Prelude SH at auction.

It likely is Danish, Norwegian surnames tend to have an extra “s,” but they share a significant genetic history, and here’s the thing: either she’s obviously lying and is yet another lying liar who lies in this pseudo-administration, or she’s not lying but is woefully ignorant and incompetent, and she’s yet another…

“BUT THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING WRONG WHEN YOUR NAME IS KIRSTJEN BROOMHILDA RAPUNZEL LANNISTER NIELSEN AND YOU CLAIM NOT TO KNOW WHAT COLOR YOUR GRANDPARENTS’ NEIGHBORS PROBABLY WERE.”

There’s a universe out there where Leslie Knope just started her second year as President of the United States. There’s another one where Michelle Obama just started hers.

93% of black male voters voted for Jones and 16% voted for Moore?

Oh shit, BITcoin???

Shouldn’t it be a “Cocktrail”

US Navy apologizes for disclosing its top secret flight plan for North Korean flyovers

I’ve heard of chemtrails controlling our minds, but now they’re trying to give us the clap too.

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Those poor people look so sad, like a couple of cagED raCCooNs.

Problem with multi-purpose equipment like this is when you accidentally inflate your battery and jump you tires. Believe me, you don’t want to do that!

Problem with multi-purpose equipment like this is when you accidentally inflate your battery and jump you tires.…

Don Cheadle to play all roles in Titanic, including that of the legendary vessel.

Make it Kevin James and you’ll have my attention

Scott Eastwood put in a worse performance than that CGI vault in the fifth one.

Don’t ever rule out the possibility of a fully CGI Paul Walker showing up in F&F23; the one where they steal a DeLorean and take it back to the year 2000 to prevent Dom from doing that wheelie.

Too Sad Too Serious