Don’t Get Too Excited About That Nuclear Fusion Breakthrough

The Farmers Almanac? Lifehacker has only ever been what you could loosely call journalism but this is like “batboy,” level nonsense.

As a Californian, I am deeply pleased with this No Fucks era of Newsom. More please. 

I’ll leave my job when they move me to the basement and take away my stapler!

Stormfront is that way 👉

I was so tickled by this animal that I said out loud in an Australian accent, “Awwwwwww, what’s up Knickers?” and now HR wants to speak with me.

DUCK FAT, BACON GREASE - go nuts people.

Let it be Ditka.

If Thomas had pulled out a hidden can of Bud Light from under that goal post Troy Aikman would have rubbed his nipples while screaming ‘Dilly Dilly’ to keep his corporate overlords happy.

It’s just another doe for you and me in paradise.

This is the most accurate thing I’ve read all day.

Perhaps take a step further and make cheese baconnaise? I mean, if you’re gonna DO a thing...

Emmitt Smith: So that’s why they call it an “oldbitchuary.”

I watched the show when it first came one and it was great but then they focused more on manufactured drama then the choppers and I stopped caring at all.

A gaggle of geese.

Wait, is this only for PC users? What if you have a Mac?

The four of us are staffers. I don’t itemize my deductions, but when I was a freelancer I included a portion of my mortgage and utilities in my business expenses.

I’ve worked from home for about four years now, but I did go to a tax professional the first year that I worked since I had some moving expenses and bought a house at the same time, which made my filing that year pretty complicated. Anyway, the answer I got from our professional is that you can deduct work space, but…

I’m not an expert, but I think you have to depreciate your office over a number of years. For buildings, it could be a very extended write off - I’ve read as much as 40 years for buildings.

I don’t watch the show, but I predict a twist where the dad actually becomes an undead monster that terrorizes the community and the show switches focus on the battle to destroy him.