Cream of Wheat, oatmeal - it’s all like going to church: You don’t really have to do it anymore once you’re grown.

Dude, I am an introvert and I find this hilarious. I even sent it to my extrovert pseudo-owners because they need a better understanding of how to properly interact with me.

There is a vas deferens between this and your standard wedding shot.

I find it quite scrotesque.

Her bridesmaids better watch out if she offers them wedding day facials.

Thank you, I am always concerned that I might come across as an unfeeling monster, no matter what I am writing on the internet! I have learned not to let that bother me, just write down what you think and if someone doesnt like it, well, its not costing anyone anything.

Someone write this Oscar-bait drama immediately!

Years ago towards the end of my commute on an off ramp there was a clown shoe on the side of the road. I just assumed he gave up clowning and disappointed his family which had a long history of being clowns.

There is a long history of airlines being shitty to wheelchair users, but this is shitty even by those standards.

there’s no malted milk ball eggs or cadbury eggs so

there’s no malted milk ball eggs or cadbury eggs so

I’m gonna have to back you up on this one. The post made no specific mentions of any specific legislation. Definitely didn’t say anything about sanctuary cities....So I’m unclear what FlyOver’s gripe is.

Someone was like totally in the mood for a little shopping cartilage

Can we maybe stop talking about his tweets? There are things that the Republicans are doing everyday that threaten the American way of life. The president’s asinine tweets are the perfect cover as they are both sensational and largely inconsequential. Let’s give it a rest. Please? Our way of life, based on some of our…

Only thing I can think of is that set the alarm clock to an hour earlier than when you know you need to wake up. Actually get up an hour earlier than you need to wake up in the first place. Do that for a week (yes you’ll be tired) and catch up on sleep during the weekend.

Vacuuming not so bad. I just kick back and watch my wife do it, helpfully pointing out the spots she missed.

Vacuuming not so bad. I just kick back and watch my wife do it, helpfully pointing out the spots she missed.

This.... did not need to be a seven minute video. It’s like half of this was explaining how zip ties work.

40% of Americans think he’s doing a great job.

One of the things I do to normalize the situation is wake up, shower, get dressed and go out to get coffee and a bagel. Then when I return home, I’m “going to the office.”

Also, schedule personal stuff at 5 or 6pm so you have to disconnect and leave the house. It helps.

I’ve been working from home for a company in another state the past 11 years. But yes that interaction is what you pretty quickly start to miss. It’s easy to call people but it’s not the same as quickly asking a question over a cubicle, walking around to someone’s office, talking over coffee, discussing in the…

It really seems like he’s starting to crack. I think all the criticism and mockery and people opposing him at every step is starting to get to him. I just don’t know what the end game is. At some point the GOP is going to turn on him, right? I think they’re just waiting for the right moment, after they’ve gotten as…