We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

So it never occurred to anyone to ask the White House staff how to turn on the lights?

I don’t understand what happened to our gov.

I can tell you my hate for Trump will still be strong

Our worst fears are now realized. All Trump’s supporters have become so white they are now transparent. There are millions of them in attendance today, you just can’t see them.

I can see you

This has huge potential and I’m really excited about it!

This is a fascinating development to me. I feel like I grew up roughly in parallel with consumer electronics. When I was like five or six, we used a DOS computer. By the time I was 10, we were up to Windows 95. XP landed around high school. Windows 7 just after college. Now that I’ve got a solid start on my career,…

Will this work with other foods? I’d like some magic-shell gravy all over my turkey & mashed potatoes next Thanksgiving.

The best part of these letters is that, for the most part, they serve to show how deeply our public servants care about the cause for which they serve. These people are speaking anonymously and thus have little reason to lie, and what I get from reading these pieces is the terror that Trump will undo the work they’ve…

I’m Jack’s Raging Bile Duct

MLK is all “I’m watching you, motherfucker.”

Makes me haiku badly:

This:

I hope the penguin pussy was worth the ass beating he got. Now he’s just stuck with that penguin hoe, and in 3 years he’ll be wondering if she’s gonna do the same thing to him. Mark my words!

Let’s be clear about something...

see this is why i was brilliant for majoring in history. there’s ALWAYS gonna be history being made out there.

Mexicans what?

Well, he wanted to schwinn really badly. He cannon be dalenied.

He got all huffy.