Do you know if there’s a reason this isn’t a worker’s compensation case?

It was an (apparently failed) attempt at a play on words. Res Ipsa Loquitur is a legal doctrine that essentially assumes causation in limited circumstances.

He doesn’t have to prove that strain caused it, pursuant to the tort doctrine of res ipsa lockerter.

“If the gum is Bubblicious, it ain’t suspicious”

You'd think a guy who just came out of Recess would have some class.

^ This. Why the fuck does Deadspin have so many posts about no-name rappers no one besides the author cares about? Why this obsession with hip hop music on a sports site? Go start a website for people that give a shit about hip hop and post it there.

You and Leslie Horn should get married and start your own site far away from Deadspin.

Cowboys are hiring This is not a "character issue" apparently... no video

You could also be pissed at the D.C. fanbase and media that allowed not one, but two teams to leave town over the years, and then at the scores of them that dared to drive up I-95 to go to Camden Yards because no other team wanted to be associated with Washington for decades. The inability of the city to put together…

Dead on explanation. I had this issue a while back when I lived two floors away from the nearest router with a microwave directly in the middle. Anytime someone made popcorn, my Netflix went out. Don’t think the 5Ghz option was available at the time (this was years ago), but all your advice is spot-on.

Let him attend hockey games and be as obnoxious as he wants. It's probably the only thing preventing him from killing people and stashing their bodies in coolers in his basement.

Oh, I thought this was about one of the thousands of dedicated house league parents up here who show up every morning at 6am for practice to shout at the 8 year olds their child is playing with/being held back by from the stands until someone invites them to be the assistant coach. Not one of the thousands of guys…

I don't like having different lines of scrimmage because it would destroy the incredibly rare fake extra point.

I think its just great that these kids can get so far on the national stage solely to reinforce every stereotype against them.

I do kind of want to see Jeter show up to the Final 4 in a Vintage Laettner jersey.....wait its in Indianapolis— can some famous ND Football alumni show?

Not relevant*

He's probably funnier.

He can go back to being a stand in for Kevin Hart.

Notre Dame mismanaged the shit out of the last two minutes of that game.

Northern Virginia has gone for the worst of both worlds. HOV only toll pass lanes. Thanks for making the beltway worse, assholes!