"In the meantime, there are going to be a lot of thuds."

I feel like if you get hit by somebody named "Big Jim", you're gonna have a bad time.

Hernandez was in town to request a trade because he was feeling threatened by a gang in Bristol, Conn.

Same photographer that has worked every fucking wedding I've been party to.

That's a good point, but I would add that serving a long sentence in federal prison is vastly preferable to serving similar time in the states where he was facing charges. California's prisons are hellholes; the federal pen is no picnic, but miles better than California.

I wonder if the advent of the powererd exoskeleton for military purposes could make the minigun a viable infantry weapon. I mean, the weight wouldn't be a problem anymore, to the point you probably could carry a reasonable ammout of ammo, and the armor would already have a power source so it would be a matter of…

That is very much possible, I often get too lazy to look up the exact ROF on weapons and go by memory and considering how many versions of this basic design there are I more than likely mixed something up.

One foot away. Wonder if he passed?

I've been to Canada, live in a border state and nearly purchased a car imported from Canada (which had the instrument cluster changed out). My point (which Doug gets) is that the car must be brought into compliance to be imported. If it is substantially similar, this makes the process very straightforward, but any…

This hasn't always been the case. Modern cars often have both but older ones usually have one or the other.

Let what sink in? The casual racism or the casual bigotry?

I know you're new here, Leslie, so you might not have known the rule with lists: the list isn't official unless you have "Getting hit by a car" next to last. Also, don't let Burke give you any feedback on lists. He'll just ruin your credibility.

Every car is amazing fun in the snow, as long as you're not a shit driver.

I think the theory would be it would be in the guy's pocket, but unlike socialblasphemy, I am not a Mechanical engineer.

Wrestling fans are the visual approximation of message board posters. Whine and cry about everything you see but never actually do anything about it.

I despise the way pop singers sing our anthem. It's "The Star Spangled Banner", not "The Star Spangled Ballad". Here's how it ought to sound.

If not for tortilla chips somehow making it this far, I'd agree with the premise that you can't account for dip (though you are so, so wrong about kettle chips being better, but that's a different discussion). However, given that tortilla chips, which are the snacking equivalent of a blank piece of paper, keeps being…

I appreciate you using my verbiage and I don't mind not being quoted because they're so damn good.

Ok, normally I'm always on the staff's side, etc, but Anna Holden's story is kinda dumb because obviously the lady wanted a Cafe Latte and just didn't know how to pronounce it or whatever. Starbucks spells theirs like Caffe Latte.