They're just concerned he's going to wear out his throwing arm...

Just looking at the picture, I was like "that looks like Tysons".

Yeah, that's the secret...if you wanna beat the shit out of your fiancee, just be sure you have plenty of goodwill in the bank.

People tried telling him that chloroform cologne was a bad idea, but did he listen??

So, since this is the Cubs mascot....does that make this underage as well?

Yes, this Olympic level athlete clearly knows nothing about how to prep before a meet...stop doing things your own way, you commie!

Seeing this makes me wonder how I would react were I under siege too...dark territory.

Well, I mean, if you buy enough of it, you could lose all your money and go bankrupt.

David Garrard, Pro Bowl QB who led his team to the playoffs, gets a mention in this story barely larger than Rohan Davey, and it was mostly about how Jacksonville had a bunch of black QBs.

OK, really...that was pretty good. Just wish his Jaws woulda worked in a plug for his "office at NFL Films".

Clorox

Yes, but if he dropped one, would they help him pick it up?

Look, get off Pete...he just wanted everyone to notice his new pet donkey. He's very proud of it, you know...sounds like Eddie Murphy and everything.

"I choo-choo-choose"

Sadly, there were two envelopes, and Farrar opened them in the wrong order...

That guy's always jokin, Fenix...

Pau Gasol is a 33-year-old man...if he's gotta be told to be play hard and act like he wants to be there, at this point in his career, it just ain't gonna happen anymore.

Gammons just took photo-bombing to a whole new level...

Jaguars at Bills

...I don't think we should make the Penguin the new Santa.