...MLS is popular enough to warrant a $400 million stadium?

That's good...

Spurrier also didn't give some BS reason for leaving Florida. He went straight to the pros, where he petered out.

Jaguars players are, if I recall correctly, 2/3 this year. Denard Robinson had a long pass to Cecil Shorts dropped this year, which would have been a huge gain. Then there are the two TD passes from the past two weeks.

"We've got a lot better talent than Jacksonville."

...that was TEN YEARS AGO?!?

If you're looking to prolong your existence until they can cure whichever "incurable" disease you have, shouldn't you get frozen while you're still actually alive? Otherwise, the incurable disease you have is just death, right?

Something going around in circles non-stop while an idiot looks on? What is this, the Knicks?

I love him because, every time you catch him, he has to give you a pot of gold...

..."forced"?

It's possible we'll have entries called Butt Fumble and Diarrhea Sludge in the same class...two great tastes that go great together.

In some cultures, that's considered a compliment...so I guess go do it there?

Yes, please, will SOMEONE save Josh Gordon? Please??

That LeBron James....he's pretty good.

Monday Night Raw is just what he calls his....marital activities. And I agree...a low level of gum flapping is desired.

I saw those guys outside the stadium before the game scalping tickets. One of them handed me a nice Redskins shirt, but immediately took it back...what an indian giver.

So, wait, are these generic images that represent the game and the achievement and everyone sees the same one, or is this a screenshot from when you actually got the achievement?

In response to the "bust thru" sign used by McAdory High School during the Round 2 State Play-Off game versus Pinson Valley High School, all social studies and history teachers will re-teach and/or review units concerning Native American displacement following the Indian Removal Act of 1830.

He certainly does fill up that jersey....must be all that pussy he's eating.

I love the "who gives a shit" vibe on the pronunciation bit.