Hope this bitch gets to LA and suddenly Bortles has to start...

Dabo must have had the 1,0 grid for the halftime score on the betting sheet...

*Takes the time to blur Reebok logo below NBA logo...fails to notice other larger Reebok logo on tags, both bottom and neck.*

+1 booty licking 

Looking at it that way, if the Blazers had scored 600 points, Steph still would have outscored Seth...but hey, they probably would have won, maybe.

Why’s it gotta be “black” magic??

Franny and Stephen A should record a podcast on football...then never release it.

That was one Grand Pee indeed...

He should know the name Rozier by now...he’s seeing it constantly on the back of a jersey as a dude goes past him.

Jesus, what a headline...

Remember when the Jazz talked Carlos Boozer into going back on his word to a blind man and come to Utah?

I guess my question is, since when does LaVar Ball want to be kept anonymous in his quotes?

She clearly did not swear an oath of loyalty...

He wrote this note while drinking a ch-ch-cherry cola...

I hate when a great game gets tainted...

Pretty sure this means he is one now...

That “All or Nothing, Season 2" series on Amazon is gonna suffer pretty bad from this...

I also worked at a Northern VA bookstore for a time around the turn of the century. One day, I was manning the register, and this guy walks in, starts picking up a bunch of books and starts writing in them. Incredulous, I was about to say something to the guy, when the store manager comes over and helps him continue…

I don’t like how they keep playing little girly basketball either...it’s really unfair. How are those little girls supposed to get better when they have to play against a team of grown men? Isn’t that what age groups are for? Someone need to look into this...

Yes...