Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?

They could save money on equipment costs too, because he wouldn’t even need to wear a helmet...

“The point is, you are alive...when they try to be fwiends with you...”

Jay Fiedler...parlayed a short stint as backup in Jacksonville into a starting job in Miami.

ESPN kinda messed up on this one. I haven’t seen something blown so badly since Jason Pierre-Paul’s hand...

Still did better than Robert Downey, Jr and Andrew McCarthy...

You can barely seem them nipples...

Challenger explosion...saw it live in my first grade classroom.

I love when the homer is just so crushed that the outfielders don’t even bother standing up out of their crouch...

Bobby Bowden must be rolling over in his grave...

Hanging out at a park at 3:40 in the morning, eh? I mean, I know I love me some monkey bars and those swings are great, but....

Hope Steve Smith has a good alibi...

Selfish choice: Give the 1996 Stanley Cup to my Florida Panthers.

“How do...you do?”

“Shave those sideburns!”

Bortles = 30 TD passes this year

Love how you say “fuck big business” but buy Nikes...

Rise of Nations

I have always held my league’s draft the weekend before the season starts, after all the preseason crap is over. Best bet to avoid injuries in meaningless games killing you.

“I’m a believer in Blaine Gabbert. I am, just point blank,” Tomsula said Thursday. “We’re building a team, in terms of the on the field play and the team – Blaine Gabbert, that’s a beautiful piece.”