So, a football player, a tennis player and a basketball player walk onto a studio set...and try to talk baseball.

Somewhere in Dimension X, Krang just got hit in the mouth with a baseball...

Because only Goodell can decide that something is borderline enough that maybe glorifying it on the league's website is a questionable decision, right?

Harrison was giddy with the results. "I'm convinced this stuff works," he said. "I just don't have the same head pain."

Wait, wait....Richard Simmons can wear something besides a tank top and breezy short shorts?

Sub Raiders/Bucs for Jags, and that attempt at a joke would at least make sense...

It is disingenuous for the league's own website to marvel at the play, only for the player to get fined later on. What ESPN commentators say doesn't hold as much meaning for me. Twitter blew up on that play too.

Interestingly, Judge cites Captain Kirk as an example of a calm man who will rise up and get a blood rage when needed. I would then cite Captain Picard as an example for Obama. In the ST:TNG tv series, he was calm and balanced to the point of being called out for it.

A Kentwood man was taken to Sparrow hospital with serious injuries after the pickup he was driving veered into a median

Gotta take it in context though...doesn't a 0.1 encompass the entirety of the FS1 viewership?

Perhaps the one on the left is the female version of Mortal Kombat's infamous Shang Tsung, and was actually stealing the soul of the other.

I would say they should have had all the QBs who played for him in Tampa present him the cake, but Fedex Field wouldn't be able to hold them all...

This is quite the coincidence...I just today changed my name to Falcon Peanut Brittle.

I was going to read about this case, but then I took an arrow in my plastic knee.

Sounds like a legit question to me...even Veronica Corningstone there seems very interested in the answer.

"I took a trip to Niger, then to Nigeria...and no, surprisingly they don't like that word over there either..."

Things just got too real...

So, in terms of black-on-black insulting, which is worse...Uncle Tom, or cornball brother?

Well, I mean, come on...he made the tattoo guy write a book. Of course there was going to at least one typo...it's Alabama, after all.

Why has nobody interviewed the dude on whose shoulders this egomaniac would sit? I bet he's happy to call it a career...