You think people are in a bad mood in the evening? Mornings are like poison to me...

Thompson: [taps right arm] Gimme Vaughn!

So nice of the guy to hand over this personal letter to TMZ...if you can't trust ex-cons, WHO CAN YOU TRUST??

“Was he thinking about the team when he said that?”

Seriously...these are the super crazy ones, willing to run full speed, full momentum into someone wearing body armor. You really wanna piss them off?

So...any significance to that $23.17 number, or just some random amount since they didn't ask for a specific price?

This won't just effect returners...what about the borderline players who make a team solely for special teams kick coverage? Who knows how those players would eventually contribute to a team, who may not be able to once the league decides to get rid of kickoffs altogether...and they will.

They're also using the Pro Bowl as a gauge for eliminating kickoffs. Kick return specialists, beware...your days are numbered.

Kinda awkward for a player to go from college to the pros and actually have a downgrade in their facilities...

That's a clown question, bro...

The six worst Colts ever:

...I hate all you motherfuckers.

"I ain't got time for all these new fangled Myfaces and Spacebooks and TweetPods that the kids use these days...I'm here to win games and injure our QB dammit!"

He won't last if keeps eating those orange peanuts...

It's good to see residents of Crazy Acres Home for the Elderly and Insane take in a game at the park...

Couldn't you do a whole run of these with just Fallon?

I hate J.J. Watt with a passion...like, intensely. Having hands the size of a "Porterhouse-for-two" at Longhorn is, quite frankly, unfair. Any pass that goes within a zip code of him seems to get knocked down, and I wish great physical harm upon him.

MLB is now racing to add a new supplement to it's banned list of PEDs....Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

That game against Pittsburgh is gonna be awkward...

This article is an absolute travesty. Denying such obvious greatness flies in the face of common sense and just shows how little your opinions can be trusted...Titan AE was a terrific work of animated brilliance.