How long before Nike sends him a pair of Air Force 1s? Should already be happening...

Yay, it's that time of year again. After an offseason of hope (new front office, new coaches, good draft) and crap (DUI, which city aren't they rumored to be moving to?), now we get the great write-ups on why we Jags fans shouldn't even bother this year (or, well, any year, I guess).

Yes, but now that a piece of paper has finally arrived in his hand, what will it's name be? #patriotnames

Gleemonex?

I don't see where they say it's offensive...Green just says if someone finds it offensive, it should be talked about. Which it is being...over and over again.

Is your butthole dry and need of a creamy kick?

Nailed it...

Yup. I mean, while I'm sure the results could look even more "modern", if I got that final picture from the original, I'd be very happy with it.

Anything short of actual jail time will get his re-instated. No way Meyer will keep him off...he might actually lose a game if his starters don't play, after all!

Week 1 starter at RB for OSU...Carlos Hyde. Bet on it.

The comments on that PP link are great...lotta sour grapes on this video getting attention.

A birthday cake, much like football, truly can come down to a matter of inches...

Can't wait to see all the smiling kids in Rwanda wearing shiny new Los Lakers #12 jerseys soon...

Aw man, their coach gave them all eating disorders? Best I ever got from a coach was irritable bowel syndrome...

Man, Bill Russell's getting ornery...

Haven't seen a Net that dangerously unsafe since Jayson Williams...

Here's a question, to go along with that Stamos/Full House topic....why was Becky ever cool with living in an attic? I mean, I did really forget the reasoning in the show (assume it was something about Jesse not wanting to leave the family), but they couldn't get a house nearby?

Post game interview:

I am well aware that Jake Taylor is on this list...I am also aware that he is neither Ricky Vaughn nor The Wild Thing. He's not even Willie Mays Hays v2.0...

No Vaughn, Ricky or even Thing, Wild?? I have disappoint...