You have me at a disadvantage...good show.

Huffy Club Member #1: I say, old chap, this is quite the day for dining out on the credenza, with nary a cloud to besmirch the sun's fine rays of light.

If you have a problem...if no one else can help...and if you can find them...maybe you can hire...The Ginger Team.

If he were so "prophetic", he should have spoken up and saved a man's life. We got a real Nostra-dumbass here...

Yzerman just got tired of Vincent constantly correcting him.

A Chromium Alloy Electronically Sustained Ape Robot.

What is this, Jezespin?

Yeah...hoping Howard takes his talents somewhere else now, just for how pathetic this showing is. I mean...you're the Lakers, dammit. Have some self-respect. Magic Johnson must be spinning in his grave...

Terrell Paula-Deened that kid...

In a fascinating twist, Hernandez has been dead this whole time, and only a 10-year-old Haley Joel Osment has been able to see him...

Sid Meier owned my soul with Civilization...then bought up what was left with Civilization 2. My scholastic career suffered greatly because of this man's wonderful creations.

Oh, Backstreet's back? Alright...

Poor moth was just feeling neglected, after his Hollywood heyday a couple decades ago, and wanted to reclaim his position. Just had poor aim...

Man, things were looking bleak regarding a roster spot for Tim Tebow...luckily, one of his teammates (and friends from college) was arrested for a hideous, execution-style murder.

It wasn't Andre Dawson, was it?

Guess they'll never ask him back back back back as speaker...

I would like the world to know that Bryz is, in fact, a construct of rat droppings and leaking bags of apple juice held together by the rotten lining of a diseased goat's stomach.

Scottie: Dude, Sulley, I just beat the crap out of that guy!

Ilya: Look, up in sky! It is bird...no, it is plane...no, wait, it is bird. Sorry, it is bird.

Derp, derp. I can't wait to hear your thoughts on airline food, and what the deal with it truly is.