I’d take the Volvo.

After hearing the delighted reactions of everyone else to the trailers, I decided to read nothing of substance on this game, then buy it day 1 and mainline it before anyone could spoil anything.

All I want from this game is more borderlands. Fuck innovation. Not every franchise needs a new gimmick. Give me updated graphics, tighten up the gunplay a bit, improve UI and character movement, and give me new story. They did that. Now they're getting my money.

The only problem is that they’re INCREDIBLY slow.

I hear the gear selector is a little stiff, you really need to shove it into overdrive. 

Right into it, yes.

Do you use a highway to get to the danger zone?

I dunno, owning a fighter jet like that seems like it would be approaching an unsafe area of some sort. A zone of danger, if you will.

He’s an older man who already has immense power. He just wants the cool toy that he can brag about to the other world leaders.

LOL. Good lord, you just compared Russian nuclear scientists building a weapon of mass destruction with Sergio? May you be forever sentenced to life driving an Orange Fiat 500e with a deteriorated battery pack.

Problem is they’ll eventually pull out of the US market altogether. We’ll stop seeing old dentists riding their extra LOUD exhaust bikes through the neighborhoods.

I’m about as liberal as they come on most issues but very pro Second Amendment (particularly now). I just want a federal license for purchase and public possession that includes training, background check and can be revoked by a mental health professional if there is a harm risk.

Although this gun culture arose out of Nixon’s “War on Blacks” I’ve decided it’s come to the current levels of absurdity because we now have two generations of people who didn’t serve in the military. Like, my gun nut relatives are all reasonable gun nuts (ie no more guns than needed for the number of hands you have;…

Yep, all kinds of law enforcement agencies are in the Va Beach muni center. Lots of good guys with guns........Look at all the good it did in preventing this.

Because this shit doesn't happen in any other industrialized country, and it's squarely because of our gun nuts.

I’m anxiously waiting for the “pro-life” crowd to call for immediate action to limit access to these life-destroying machines. Surely that would be logically consistent of them, right? Right?!

Who said he’s never eaten cat or dog? Sounds to me like they’re simply not the best- or worst-tasting animal, since that’s the subject of this article.

Because they literally make bacon. Let's face it. If humans grew bacon cannibalism would probably be a legal obligation.

"I only eat animals that are astoundingly stupid and fail to pass a minimal cuteness threshold"

I mean, I certainly have problems with the way farming is generally practiced in the developed world, which is why I minimize my meat consumption and try to buy organic/local/free range when possible, but… animals eat other animals literally all the time. Sometimes they even eat very smart ones. I'm not going to get…