Kind of interesting how long it took the leopards to get these two though.  I guess they’re not as fast as the cheetahs after all.

I mean when I read the headline I assumed this was The Onion. Yeah I got nothing.

“Oh, we’re using our stripper names?”

Of course their names are Lynette and Rochelle because they both look like those names, and it could be used for either one of them because I don’t care enough to know which one is which. Also, do you think they still get their hair done in black salons? 

Wait, did they just now learn they weren’t white enough to be part of the in-crowd of white supremacists?

I feel bad, I’d like to send them something to help them in their time of need...

How do I put this?

Fuck those lecherous trolls.

I am finding it hard to believe that this isn’t a Torch post.

According to national polls the last four years, about 33% of the populace are delusional morons.

I drove MA to AZ and back in the span of two weeks (2.5 days on the return trip) in my 99 NBS Silverado 1500 and it was so nice and comfy.

This would be common as dirt in Ft Bragg NC, home of the 82nd Airborne.

This has “military town dealership” written all over it... 

Pretty sure a Subaru with fantastic seats does not exist. You must have unusually high tolerance for discomfort.

I’m assuming this dude is fishing for some dumb 17 year old that just got his signing bonus for the military and only sees his wet dream of a Monster Energy knockoff bro-dozer Wrangler.  No sane adult would give this a second look.

My Altima has those NASA zero gravity seats, and they work.

Had to drive to OBX from CT, they overbooked so I got a Lincoln Town Car for the price of a small beater. That thing was stupid comfy. My GF napped in the back seat while I drove. 

I drove 1000 miles back home after flying to pick up my CTR. Awesome seat for long distance and the ride in comfort mode was great.

I was gonna say, I don’t know if I had any advice other than this. My last four 1000mi+ trips were performed in quiet vehicles with climate control, air suspension, and ample low down power. Burns up the miles.

I drove cross country in a 1990 Subaru Legacy which had fantastic seats and never had to stop for seat-related ailments (3501 miles in 49.5 hours with about 1.5 hours of attempted sleep). I couldn’t imagine trying to do half those mile stretches in my Focus ST. Of course, I’m also 20 years older and that doesn’t help.