THEY’RE DRIVING RACE TRACKS UP FROM DAKAR, BIG SUCKERS THAT WILL SEAT THREE WIDE UP FRONT AND JUMP ENTIRE RIVERS IN ONE GO!!1! ONE SAID “MAN” ON THE FRONT LIKE IT DOESN’T KNOW THAT WE’RE ONTO THEM FOR BEING FULL OF MEN SNEAKING ACROSS THE BORDER OHHH THEY’RE SHOWING OFF NOW WITH THIS NEW CARAVAN WHICH KEEPS STOPPING…

What an actual desert crossing drug smuggling truck looks like: something shitty that won’t attract attention...

Yeah, my buddy at the border says he’s got an F-250 SuperRaptor. Yeah, it’s got a V12, both turbo- and super-charged. He says it’s got like 2000hp and like 5000 torque.  It’s apparently a limited edition though, you can’t buy one

I'll drive it if I'm allowed to play Reel Big Fish the whole time.

Touch Connorsdamnthisburnershitsux

This: "Trump promised Mexico would pay for it. The American people won't."

Democrats shouldn’t give him shit. Let him shut down the government, then they should go on Fox news and explain that Trump promised Mexico would pay for the wall. That if Trump was truly a great deal maker, and fiscally conservative, then he would find a deal that is great for the citizens of this country. 

Who am I…

A couple of years ago I had a godawful hour bus ride each way to my job, so I powered through a bunch of 3ds games and PS1 games on Vita that way. It was making the best of a shitty situation, but now that my commute is much shorter I rarely play games away from home unless I’m on a trip.

Since we’re sharing Vita stories, here’s a quick yet powerful one:

Sometimes I’m jealous of people who live in public transportation-heavy locations who have the ability to play games like this. I have a 3DS and a Switch (never got a Vita) but I’ve almost never played them away from home (or if I do it’s like a friend’s home).

Great news for people who hate doing dishes: if you have a dishwasher, washing your dishes by hand is a colossal waste of water, energy, time, and money, and you can prove it with math.

I used to live in that neighborhood, even without him parking was atrocious. Most of those buildings are 100 years old with no parking. We paid for off-street parking just so we wouldn’t have to deal with it. During the middle of the day, it may not be terrible because everyone is at work. Overnight and weekends were…

“Plenty of parking” my left nut. I can’t think of any Chicago neighborhood where there is enough room for the residents cars plus 38 more.

Yes, there should be term limits. They should be long, but they should exist.

I’m of the opinion that if you are not currently attending a college or university or a grad than you shouldn’t have their bumper sticker on your car.

And that’s how the system is perpetuated. Dismiss jurors who could potentially convict. Do your damndest to stack the jury. Get an acquittal or a hung jury. It worked in the Walter Scott case. And don't @me about the final verdict (I'm talking to you, grey trolls). That verdict should have been rendered the first time.

I wonder if there’s some weird thing with copyright and Triple Triad since it’s its own separate game now?

Its annoying because its probably my favourite Final Fantasy game. But then I did get 100% on the PC version recently, so I think I might be done with it for a while. Will inevitably rebuy all of these on Switch just like I have on PC, PS3 and Android - resisted PS4 but proper portability... yeah that might do it for…

It’s as if a bunch of Apple executives sat in a room and bet each other to come up with the most ridiculous looking thing they can talk Apple aficionados into wearing.  

We had the updated version that engine in a suburban, the good news with that engine wasn’t that it got better mileage (about 13) it was that it would ALWAYS get 13. uphill, downhill, towing, empty. 13.